When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
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Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022
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Amarey: Hey Nadia, do you have any plans today?
Nadia: Hey Amarey, and yea I’m going to a lawn-lay today
Nadia: Hey Amarey, and yea I’m going to a lawn-lay today
by Adoseof.lexis June 24, 2022
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