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KEYBOARD

A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.
Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.
by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008
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Keyhole

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.
DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!
by Dudeman Rokk August 15, 2011
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keyboard

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!
by BGandAN September 23, 2005
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membrane keyboard

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.
by C8 TM March 11, 2021
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keyhole

You friggin' keyhole, shut up!
by RedRabbit October 1, 2004
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Keyhole

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.
Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.
by Billy Tomcat January 5, 2005
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Keiko

Keiko (circa 1976 – December 12, 2003) was an orca which performed in the first of the three Free Willy movies.

Keiko was captured near Iceland in 1979 and sold to the Icelandic aquarium in Hafnarfjörður. Three years later, he was sold to Marineland in Ontario, where he first started performing for the public and developed skin lesions indicative of poor health. He was then sold to Reino Aventura, an amusement park in Mexico City, in 1985.

The publicity from his role in Free Willy led to an effort by Warner Brothers Studio and schoolchildren around the world to find him a better home. Donations from the studio and Craig McCaw led to the establishment of the Free Willy Keiko Foundation in February 1995. With donations from the foundation, the Oregon Coast Aquarium in Newport, Oregon spent over $7 million to construct facilities to return him to health with the hope of returning him to the wild. He was airlifted by UPS to his new home in January 1996, weighing 3500 kg (7720 pounds). During his years in Oregon, he gained over a ton in weight.

The plan to return him to the wild was a topic of much controversy. Some felt his years of domestication made such a return impossible. Nevertheless, the next step in the plan happened on September 9, 1998, when he was flown to Klettsvik Bay in Vestmannaeyjar in Iceland. His day-to-day care became the responsibility of the Ocean Futures Society. He underwent training designed to prepare him for his eventual release, including supervised swims in the open ocean.

Keiko was released in July 2002. He traveled about 1400 km (870 miles) to the coast of Norway over a period of several days. In September, he followed a fishing boat to Halsa in Norway where he allowed fans to play with him and crawl over his back. His handlers soon thereafter enticed him to nearby Taknes Bay, hoping to discourage his interaction with humans.

He died suddenly on December 12, 2003, of pneumonia. He was 27 years of age, very old for a captive whale, but young for a wild one. Following requests from fans of the whale and its films, the Oregon Coast Aquarium held a memorial service for him on February 20th, 2004. 700 people attended the service at which the aquarium's veterinary chaplain said "Keiko was not one of our kind, but nonetheless was still one of us."
Keiko was 27 years old when he died.
by SourSlipDoll June 11, 2006
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