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Katie

The name that an Irish parent gives their daughter if they want to condemn her to prostitution, stripping and being a slut.
Sean: Hey Ben, I just got a blowjob from Katie at a Halloween party!
Ben: Man, that’s not an achievement. Katie’s a total slut.
by StudentCouncilBoi May 20, 2020
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Katie

Katie a Katie is a person who is completely fake she steals everyone’s boyfriends she can’t deal with her ex’s moving on, see has a few close friends but most people try to avoid her. She has brown hair and green earthy eyes.
Uhhh she stole her bf she’s such a Katie 🙄
by hollywb May 18, 2019
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Katie

Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.

During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.

The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
by anonymous August 21, 2016
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Katie

Katie is a very nice person and some Katie’s tend to dress like boys but that’s okay and they tend to be small and full of advice and sometimes depressed and gay if u ever meet a Katie there the best and keep them around
Katie is amazing
by Lolaaddiison November 23, 2019
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Katie

Katie is very outgoing when shes around her friends... but shes very insecure and she feels like no one is there for her even tho she has many people that care for her. She is sweet but watch out dont get on her bad side. She also has anger issues so if your playing among us with you will hear a lot of screaming and cursing....... and maybe crying. If you date Katie treat her well and she'll do the same thing. DONT YOU DARE CHEAT ON KATIE she WILL key your car and slice 3/4 tires good luck with that bill
Person 1: did you hear Wyatt cheated on Katie?
Person 2: yeah! i heard she keyed his car AND sliced 3/4 tires....... AS SHE SHOULD
by ilovemilomanheim October 15, 2020
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Katie

Absolutely stunning all the boys love her and find her extremely attractive she has an amazing personality and is a great kisser (says Leon )
Leon loves Katie
by Heyyymadudes October 25, 2018
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Katie

Katie. A completely rude person who dumps people over text. Some Katies are good, but middle school Katies are actually horrible. They're like Karen from Mean Girls mixed with Regina George.
Jack: Hey, I'm dating Katie!
Me: WhAt?
Jack a few days after the school dance
Jack: She dumped me over text. :C
Me: Should have seen that coming, she's a Katie for a reason!
by NightRose875 October 25, 2019
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