Raw Knee 

Raw Knee is the sexiest man alive who gets all the ladies due to his charm and looks and raw knee is an amazing friend but can be a a stone cold killer if you set him off so dont do it and everybody loves raw knee and he loves them back

Friend 1: Heey man hows your girlfriend

Friend 2: Bitch Dumped me for that Raw knee

Friend 1:Well can you blame him, hes the biggest ladies man ever and a wonderful guy to be around

Friend 2: I guess

Raw Knee by Jamal C December 31, 2011

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

slapping the black man's knee by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

knee jerk Bush hatred

being rational and placing responsibility where it belongs when failures have occured.

LN3: "between Iraq, the inability to catch Osama Bin Laden, the current economic meltdown, our foreign relations with what were previously friendly nations accross the globe I'd say that George Bush was a horrible leader and president."

AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"

knee jerk Bush hatred by LN3 March 10, 2009

Arrow in the Knee 

The only prerequisite for becoming a guard in the land of Skyrim. It doesn't matter on what your previous occupation was, if you took a arrow in the knee then you got the job.

The job requires you to guard the town and inform everyone you meet that you took a arrow in the knee.

"I use to be a (insert previous occupation here) like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

Arrow in the Knee by Raptor Jewsus January 2, 2012

knee pit 

The pit of your knee... (behind the knee cap... where it bends... yeah)

My knee pit's name is edward!

knee pit by Murry & Laurel October 28, 2004

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

knee-slapper by KROGO July 6, 2005

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk 

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009