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juggaloism

Actually it is a real religion. Due to the fact that Juggalos come from all faith backgrounds, it would be difficult to describe the higher power, or God, in a way that would be understood by everyone if we didn't call it the Dark Carnival. The place of happiness and peace in the afterlife is called Shangri-la, the place of punishment and regret is called Hell's Pit.
As with any other religion, Juggaloism sets out guidelines for behavior, such as don't hate on other Juggalos, no domestic violence, racism, things like that. We have our own clergy, religious meetings, and are recognized by the government as a religion. The hatchetman is a valid religious symbol to those who believe in Juggaloism and is therefore protected by religious freedom. We are in no way a cult, because we do not require money or blind obedience from members.
Some of the actions of the Fellowship of Juggalos (a church started for Juggalos), have been the Juggalo Suicide Prevention line, care packages for pregnant Juggalettes, and monetary assistance (out of the clergy's pockets) for members in need.
if a person doesn't claim a faith on their own, but they believe in the Dark Carnival, Shangri-la, and Hell's pit, that's Juggaloism.
by Deacon Select Giggles April 17, 2006
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Juggalo/Juggalette

any dumass who listens to ICP. They dont even notice that Elton John or Paul McCartney could beat them in a fistfight. ICP sucks balls. Juggalos do the same, but to eachother.
look at that jugallo at that lil kids birthday party makin lil balloons for the kiddies...how sad
by seymourislander February 20, 2005
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Juggled.

To be held in the air by a weapons projectiles until death.
Gifin got juggled by Uni's Long Range Gernades.
by Uni June 14, 2003
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Juggernorris

an unstoppable power, a combination of Chuck Norris and The Juggernaut,inventor Jeremiah linebarger.
the Juggernorris is unstoppable.
by jeremiah linebarger January 24, 2009
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Juggercrunk

The next step up from "crunk"

The kind of crunk that cannot be stopped. The highest level of cool. A person with this status can do whatever the hell he wants. Juggercrunk gets all the ladies..all the time.
I'm bout to get Juggercrunk up in this bitch!

DJ Juggercrunk ya'll!

Also refer to bad ass
by Cars0n February 28, 2009
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Higgly juggly

The art of juggling dildos.

Or

Juggling random sex toys.
by Tangi H. April 23, 2008
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juggalo

an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp, kottonmouth kings, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?

Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.


Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
by omganegro June 26, 2008
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