by Craaazzzyyy September 01, 2022
Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022
Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.
Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022
this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
by steve jobs back from the dead December 05, 2018
Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".
"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"
"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."
"Oh shit, thats hardcore."
"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."
"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."
"Oh shit, thats hardcore."
"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."
by kiathy October 07, 2009
THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.
The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
by thisshitisgonnagodown November 23, 2010
a jr high school in eldridge, iowa with kids ages 12-14 which had to be put on lockdown due to a kid pulling out a gun in social studies
many kids are bullied but the teachers could honestly care less
many kids are bullied but the teachers could honestly care less
someone: did you see that the north scott jr high school had a 12 year old bring a gun to school?
a kid: yeah. i go to that school.
a kid: yeah. i go to that school.
by a kid that goes to north scott December 26, 2019