Jordan

A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.

Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.

by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017

Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa

OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY

by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019

Jordan

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.

Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”

by gkshsjd June 9, 2021

Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016

Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes

Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is

by Jordan "hated by all" Hunter June 26, 2019

Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.

Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.

by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.

Girl: Who's the cutest guy in English class?
Girl 2: Jordan, definitely. By a mile!

by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018