Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.

Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”

by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019

chad jacket

A condom.

“Oops, gotta put on my chad jacket so we don’t get pregers.”

by Faccceerr May 15, 2018

The Full Metal Jacket

When you're fingering/fisting a girl and use all your fingers, and optionally using the thumb.

Bro I made her cum instantly with the full metal jacket move.

by Lil Beter April 14, 2018

jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.

Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.

by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018

Dick Jacket

condom

Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?

by Yankeedoodle88 April 19, 2018

lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude

I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?

by Holdonletmegoogleit April 19, 2018

Jacketed

Insane. Crazy. As in a straight-jacket.

Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."

by RFGAnon April 20, 2017