Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Skin Jacket

A thin pliable membrane found in meat or plant based foods, discussed by Laura’s father, to contain, protect, and preserve “meat food”.

“Some of the most disgusting flavored hot dogs ever, have no skin jackets, unlink Tiffanie’s hometown, Johnsonville brats.

by Hermit nerd April 28, 2022

Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off

I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket

by nobodywhomatters December 6, 2023

Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.

Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024

Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...

I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??

P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF

by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023

corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag

A particularly vicious sex act where one person vigorously rubs their facial stubble up and down their partner's back, creating parallel red lines of irritation that resemble the wales of a corduroy jacket.

The act is only considered complete when a specific spot, usually the lower back or a shoulder blade, is rubbed completely raw into a single, bright red patch—the "Levi’s tag."

Dude, I had to wear a turtleneck to work. Stacy gave me a full corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag last night and my back looks like a scratched-up vinyl record.

by Someone else's neighbor October 22, 2025