Abu Malik Oakes Jr.

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.

by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022

Nathaniel king jr the 3rd

Nathaniel king jr the 3rd was a gay ruling king from the middle eastern also known as plant nathan5

Nathaniel king jr the 3rd: I here make a new law where only this village is gay and if caught being straight will be sentenced to death

Someone: but I like girls

by Exposing mfs November 24, 2021

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".

"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"

"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."

"Oh shit, thats hardcore."

"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."

by kiathy October 7, 2009

Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

Abu Michael Cambria Jr.

Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.

Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.

by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022

Wood oaks Jr. High

THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.

The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-

Jordan: "Dude your school sucks monkey balls!"

Nicole: "I know! I go to Wood Oaks Jr. High!"

by thisshitisgonnagodown November 25, 2010

Pleasant Valley JR High

Is filled with emotionally unstable kids and they are not aloud to have bags because of heckins kids that smoke juuls. The majority wear Birkenstocks and crocs everyday. You would think the school is filled with rich white kid but it’s really not the stereotype is smart Indian kids who are also stoners haha. Thank you.

1:Is that school filled with rich white kids

2: no it’s smart Indian stoners

Pleasant valley jr high is a school filled with middle class white kids and smart Indian stoners

by Pleasantvalleystereotypes September 17, 2018