JAS

A shitty school in Dubai filled with chavvy girls who think they’re more attractive than they are and Lardy guys with shrimp cocks

If they don’t fit into those two category’s, they know how shit they’ve got it. Fuck JAS

Guy 1:Hey do you go to JAS

Guy 2: yes imma kill myself

by Vaginal cavity March 1, 2021

Ja kob

The name Ja kob is infamous for describing a man that sleeps in everyday and/or waits for the last moment to write an essay every time one is due.

1. You have been absent from morning class 3 days in a row, are you turning into a Ja kob?

2. You're such a Ja kob, it's two hours before deadline and you haven't even started writing on your essay yet?

by Cecilie Jensen March 5, 2021

Pa-J-Ja's

Pronounced Pa-Jay-Jays, the word is a slang term for pajamas. It sounds cooler than saying Pajamas or Jammies.

Hang-on babe, let me get my Pa-J-Ja's on first.

by littlecorona April 30, 2021

DVD-ja-vu

Situations: 1. When a digital movie starts playing before you get switched over to the video input, or

2. When a digital media source begins playback at some point other than the actual beginning.

Result: upon realizing the title is playing, but not from the beginning, the viewer must manually restart the show. Then, at some random point, the viewer reaches that spot where they had originally tuned in, causing a sense of dejavu, or DVD-ja-vu.

So I slipped an adult video into the DVD player and then we finished watching the news, but the damn thing auto-played, so when I switched over the movie was already playing. So, I started it over and 10 minutes later, BOOM! DVD-ja-vu.

by StoneWolf67 May 9, 2021

Law of Jas

Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.

I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.

I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.

by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012

Non-ja

Someone who talks like they are a serious martial artist, but possessing little to no skills.

Teddy talks a good game, but get him into the octagon and he's a total non-ja.

by VoiceofTJ July 24, 2012

De Ja Woo

De ja Woo is a mixed drink containing dejablue water and any sort of alcohol---like a vodka water but specifically in Dejablue bottle

Woo me with some De Ja Woo

by Bathens July 11, 2011