When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.
The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!
Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!
Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)
Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??
Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...
(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)
Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
(Steve steps back)
Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!
Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??
Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...
(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)
Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
(Steve steps back)
Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!
Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
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n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.
internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
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yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off
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The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.
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Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet?
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.
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