Feeling like Trunks

When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.

Jay: Bro you’re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks

by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022

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Elephant Trunk Trifecta

A homoerotic sexual technique involving four males, in which the central performer satisfies all three of his partners simultaneously. He accomplishes this via the following strategy. Partner 1 sits atop his shoulders in reverse straddle position, with his penis inserted orally. Partner 2 is held mid-air around the waist (doggy style) while maintaining anal penetration. Partner 3 lays down flat on his back while the central performer proceeds to squat down onto his awaiting erection. Thus, the alpha stud is penetrated both orally and anally by studs 1 & 3, while simultaneously providing rear-end service to stud 2.

Mikey and Ken had been Eiffel Towering handsome young studs for years. But as his carnal desires grew stronger, Mikey decided that just one stud wasn’t enough, and he certainly didn’t want to share with Ken anymore. One night he went out to the club and brought home three young guys…college age stallions just bursting with pent up desire. Mikey didn’t want anyone to feel excluded from his affection. In a pround display of homoerotic prowess, he proceeded to service all three studs simultaneously by performing the fabled Elephant Trunk Trifecta!

by Kent Wade July 10, 2020

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Elephant Trunk

An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.

I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.

by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024

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