Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!
by Seiglored November 13, 2021
by hobobeardbob April 21, 2010
When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
by Finner451 May 05, 2016
by Brozinga2 July 11, 2020
An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
by Cut > uncut May 07, 2024
An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
by Cut > uncut May 07, 2024
Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024