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Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.
(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)
by Americaon123 August 30, 2018
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?
by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018
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Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.
Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.
by FleshHolster January 28, 2022
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Living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud

Bejroogurs DouBJrags bejroogars bejroogulls dejroogurs dejroogers animents.

FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND FELBJATIVESHES FELBJRATIVESHES IS APART OF FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND UNIVERSE'S THE SUPREME BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MADE LIVING FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Flesh Hose

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
by The Course Man October 22, 2023
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Flesh Flight

The action of throwing a Flesh Light (Pocket pussy) at a wall after ejaculating inside of it and your semen bouncing out of the object and the semen falling out of the Flesh Light whether it is projectile or just flops.
"Hey bro you ever try a Flesh Flight?"
"Fuck is a Flesh Flight?"

"Oh, you'd love it! It's where you throw a Flesh Light at a wall after coming in it!
by OfficialBallFondler May 8, 2024
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