International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

International Sneeze Day

International sneeze day is an international experiment created by the North Korean government on May 17, 12:00 eastern daylight saving time. The experience was originally proposed on January third, 2023 as test for the effect it would have on earth’s core. Some say the test is flawed, because there is no way of knowing how many people worldwide actually participate. Therefore, for results to be anywhere close to accurate, nearly every person would have to sneeze simultaneously. To promote this, the Canadian, United States, Brazilian, Mexican, Chinese, Russian, and other governments deployed a plan of how to spread the word through apps such as “TikTok” and “Twitter” using bots and payed celebrity ads.

“I’m so excited for international sneeze day!” Said bob the senile man

by Uremomzgae May 12, 2023

international horse day

the day where we celebrate horses

“omg todays april 26th its international horse day”

by horsegirlallyson April 26, 2022

International Singularity Day

February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.

Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(

by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022

International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

international school of minnesota

This school is absolute shit. The teachers are racist and won’t admit it, AQCs don’t do anything about it. There’s so many god damn tests and no breaks and everyone is so weird and nerdy there. That school sucks and everyone is retarded. DO NOT GO THERE!!!

Friend: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “Oh I go to the International School of Minnesota!”
Friend: “Huh??”

by dogwaterkid68 May 26, 2023

Raha International School

The kind of place that your parents are likely to send you to suffer the abysmal education program aka IB. 90% of the students have a mental age of below 5 including higher grades. Teachers are lazy asses expecting respect for their pathetic job and shitting on students using anything they find "inappropriate" . There is a retarded idea of this school being "the best" in Abu-Dhabi or smth, but it's mfking bad as hell. Students can get pretty racist at times, I cant say so about the teachers tho. No one cares about how you feel and what difficulties you face, feels more like a prison than school. The IB is taught very poorly here. The program itself is a hot garbage but this school manages to make this shit feel worse by hiring unqualified staff and threatening how you will not go to University if you fail IB smh. Avoid at all costs.

Sincerely

Dude 1: What school are you going to?
Dude 2: RIS (Raha International School)
Dude 1: my sincere condolences...

by BAZINGA_002 May 15, 2022