A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.
Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?
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Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)
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Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)
by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006
Get the intelligent design mug.A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).
For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...
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Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!
by Odd86 March 2, 2017
Get the government intelligence mug.An "intellectual" whose writings are based on opinions (which any asshole could write), and not a substantial amount of scholarly research. Michael Eric Dyson's book: Is Bill Cosby Right? or has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind is a great example. What kind of title is that? He's not a scholar, he's what capitalism produces.
I'm about to get the new young jeezy, and michael eric dyson's book.
Oh yeah?, but isn't he like a scholar?
naw, man he's a bootleg intellectual.
Oh yeah?, but isn't he like a scholar?
naw, man he's a bootleg intellectual.
by ArianaJ December 14, 2006
Get the bootleg intellectual mug.1. a leftist rhetorical device used to shame, functions similarly to 'fag' except politically reversed.
Meant to imply that the target can't get laid, whilst possessing some form of frustrated and toxic masculinity. This attempts to "redefine normal" through feminism; to enforce political correctness by removing anything remotely resembling misogyny from anyone's expression (including conservative opinions); and to socially enforce feminine moral standards in general.
Some rigid and paranoid feminists will assume that a normal guy is an incel just because of how he looks, similarly to how some religious people might fear that a goth kid is a satanist and school shooter.
2. a male who actually can't get laid, and actually hates women because of it. Tends to get mad at women who won't show him attention, instead of actually understanding and remedying the situation. Shows violent overtones towards women in his mental unwellness, and is the socially bottom-tiered bogeyman who puts reactive society into a moral panic. There is a fringe subculture which uses words like "foid" to describe women, and is often associated with the black pill (not to be confused with red pill).
Meant to imply that the target can't get laid, whilst possessing some form of frustrated and toxic masculinity. This attempts to "redefine normal" through feminism; to enforce political correctness by removing anything remotely resembling misogyny from anyone's expression (including conservative opinions); and to socially enforce feminine moral standards in general.
Some rigid and paranoid feminists will assume that a normal guy is an incel just because of how he looks, similarly to how some religious people might fear that a goth kid is a satanist and school shooter.
2. a male who actually can't get laid, and actually hates women because of it. Tends to get mad at women who won't show him attention, instead of actually understanding and remedying the situation. Shows violent overtones towards women in his mental unwellness, and is the socially bottom-tiered bogeyman who puts reactive society into a moral panic. There is a fringe subculture which uses words like "foid" to describe women, and is often associated with the black pill (not to be confused with red pill).
"He said something I didn't like, so I'm gonna make sure that people won't think he's cool and he won't be socially dangerous. Hopefully he'll be so humiliated that he won't dare to be inappropriate ever again"
"He's dating my friend and is 6 years older and i don't like that, so i assumed and told everyone he's an incel despite how it's fully consensual and would in reality be easier for him to date women his own age"
"He said right-wing opinions and his nonconformity is attracting women, so I have to kill his status before this gets out of hand"
Elliot Rodger was an actual incel.
"He's dating my friend and is 6 years older and i don't like that, so i assumed and told everyone he's an incel despite how it's fully consensual and would in reality be easier for him to date women his own age"
"He said right-wing opinions and his nonconformity is attracting women, so I have to kill his status before this gets out of hand"
Elliot Rodger was an actual incel.
by basedball July 1, 2022
Get the incel mug.Irreducible complexity, defined by imbeciles that spend meaningless lives selling half-truths and whole lies to anyone that still wants God in classrooms. The closest thing to a legitimate argument for intelligent design is pointing out flaws in the current theory of evolution. I.D. by definition is not and can never be science, because it is based upon an element beyond human understanding creating life. The scientific method can't be applied, because it's not a "scientific theory" that can be tested or something for which evidence can be collected, only a "theory" that people believe based upon their own understanding of the issue.
by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008
Get the intelligent design mug.When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.
by clairem April 21, 2007
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