ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 21, 2024
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ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
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Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 05, 2021
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ditched-n-missed

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.
by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010
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Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
by Dumpsterdoug November 30, 2015
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the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.
I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.
by you got it made August 15, 2011
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ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.
Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking
by ASAP AP February 28, 2019
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