hippo flakes

flakes from a hippo

Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.

by EvanZav September 19, 2009

Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother

Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.

by ServThePerv January 15, 2011

Hippo of the Deep End

Manatee

The Hippo of the Deep end sure is annoying

by fpaq April 14, 2011

hippocrockapig

A slut, hoe, skank or slag that is considered fat or overweight. A hippocrockapig sleeps with as many regular sized males as possible in order to boost their self esteem and confidents.

'I shagged a hippocrockapig last night'

by FatConk November 4, 2011

Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.

I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.

by MDWAR December 14, 2012

Hippocockasaurus

pronunciation: Hippo-cock-a-saurus.

A Hippocockasaurus is a term used to describe an obese to enormously fat girl who wildly and disgustingly tries to have sex with any guy.

It can also be used to describe a really fat girl who is ugly and would have sex with any guy.

A Hippocockasaraus tends to reside in nightclubs wearing very tight clothes and have beast like traits and manners.

Guy to friend: Did you get a look at that Hippocockasaurus

Describing girl: she was ugly and fat, like a Hippocockasaurus

by Happypest101 January 8, 2013