Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

by StatDoc April 22, 2025

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D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers

Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster

by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021

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Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

by StatDoc April 26, 2025

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Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously

Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.

by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025

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hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

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