This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
Get the Glitter Noodlemug. Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
Get the glitter burgermug. by Master Revan July 24, 2017
Get the wisdom glittermug. by Theglitterman October 9, 2016
Get the Glitter Memug. A gorgeous, shirtless, muscular man who is covered in glitter and dancing (preferably in a cage, while poof doof plays at the club).
by cherrylala April 1, 2016
Get the glitter buffmug. by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018
Get the glitter jobmug. In stairway to heaven those lines go together.
There s a lady who s sure all that glitter is gold.
There's a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything
still turn to gold. Also the singer says: your stairway lies in the whispering wind.. Meaning that she doesn't have to go to the expensive store to get to heaven(a zeppelin goes to the sky
so led Zeppelin is heaven for her so she can go meet them in jogging pants and a ugly t shirt.
There s a lady who s sure all that glitter is gold.
There's a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything
still turn to gold. Also the singer says: your stairway lies in the whispering wind.. Meaning that she doesn't have to go to the expensive store to get to heaven(a zeppelin goes to the sky
so led Zeppelin is heaven for her so she can go meet them in jogging pants and a ugly t shirt.
by Alicia 12 August 8, 2023
Get the All that glitter is goldmug.