When you're so broke that your wallet haunts you
by XDARKVIXENX June 5, 2016

Instagram-ghosting is when you add someone on Instagram just to get them to follow you back then as soon as they do you unfollow them hoping they wont notice. People do this to gain more followers than adds and to appear popular.
Sometimes people add lists of people in bulk and unfollow them again in bulk. This usually cultivates tens of followers and likes.
It's quite rude and needy.
Sometimes people add lists of people in bulk and unfollow them again in bulk. This usually cultivates tens of followers and likes.
It's quite rude and needy.
Instagram-Ghosting: I thought this model added me on instagram because they liked my pictures but as soon as they got my follow-back they Instagram-ghosted me.
An Instagram-Ghost followed me on instagram today.
An Instagram-Ghost followed me on instagram today.
by Beccajordanna July 24, 2017

"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week
"Your so adorable." - Will
"Your so adorable." - Will
by Dam Nico di Angelo November 22, 2018

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.
Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead
Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo
Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection
Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!
Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo
“Intense Drumming”
Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!
Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN
Ghost Johnson: No refunds
Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo
Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection
Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!
Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo
“Intense Drumming”
Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!
Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN
Ghost Johnson: No refunds
by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020

The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.
"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."
by Le Staboteur December 6, 2011

by LArs Bulshit November 18, 2010

When someone with a very distinctive mole gets it removed, but you can still picture it on their face.
Person 1: Check out her insta, she got her mole removed!!
Person 2: No way... isn’t that it right there?
Person 1: Dude that’s just the shadow
Person 2: Shadow? Or.... GHOST MOLE??
Person 2: No way... isn’t that it right there?
Person 1: Dude that’s just the shadow
Person 2: Shadow? Or.... GHOST MOLE??
by woopsey February 27, 2018
