German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit

My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.

by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023

german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole

My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally

Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

German Trucker

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.

Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.

by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

german hotbox

When your friend shits into the glove box of your car

"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."

by futureshards May 23, 2020