Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022

eli glazing

when a person named eli glazes 24/7

that guy is always eli glazing

by womp womp12 April 26, 2024

Glazing

1. To "glaze" someone is to means to give them compliments that are so over-top, or so continuous that it comes across as cringe worthy or phony.

2. To rave, or gas someone up to the point it's cringe worthy or phony.

"He's so amazing, he's like the best player on the team. I can't believe we get to play with him. Look! He's shooting the ball, now. Wow, that was just so cool. I still can't believe we're on the same team as him." -Felix

"You're glazing."-Josh

by Ireallydon'tknowbutImight March 8, 2025

Glazing

The act of unnecessary severe d riding without justification

Ms loves glazing saka

by The original glazer family May 15, 2024

Glaze

To have sex and ejaculate on a female

I glazed that bitch

by North side September 14, 2021

Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025