german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole

My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 11, 2016

german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 11, 2016

German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit

My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.

by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023

Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally

Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

german dip

The act of cupping your hand around a ballsack and playing with it

We German dipped him so hard he died

by PuSSySlAyER693000 March 25, 2016

german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.

Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!

by Blank user5000 December 27, 2015

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by April 08, 2022