by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023
Get the Canadian Fur Coatmug. My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021
Get the Gooch furmug. Doug B made this word sitting down on a tree smoking hella high up ina sky it was obama runtz its super fye he seen a squirrel he liked his tail he said he furred and it became a word , when u fried higher then ever u furred
yo bro im furred that blunt was crazy
teacher im furred can i take my test another day?
yo baby im furrred gimme some dome
teacher im furred can i take my test another day?
yo baby im furrred gimme some dome
by DougDId911 May 13, 2025
Get the Furredmug. by sicko mode January 16, 2019
Get the furredmug. by Ghandicapped February 14, 2023
Get the Fur mantlemug. Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Furness all the haters
by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017
Get the Furnessmug. When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Furmug.