Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"

youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!

by Just show Proof March 31, 2024

fred weasley

fred weasley is bae 😣👏 idk how to explain it

me: idc im marrying fred weasley .
them: he’s literally a fictio-
me: stfu *punches* cya :)

by james gf February 6, 2021

Fred

The best dinosaur ever

Person 1- "OMG did you see Fred the dino?"
Person 2- "OMG YAASSS Fred is soooooo hooottttt!!!!!!!!!!"

by iloveyourmom.com October 4, 2022

Fred

He has good pussy and he’s gay as shit

Oh yea, last night I came all over Fred

by Creampie the dog July 1, 2022

Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them

Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now

by Binkybop July 10, 2022

Fred

Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...

oh shit fred is on the team

by AsianTec April 22, 2017