Covington Football

The most shit team in the TRC with a head coach that doesn’t know shit. Only thing good that has come from Covington football is AJ Oulette

It won’t be hard to beat Covington Football again this year

by Anonymous13759 March 7, 2023

Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.

Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.

by @username November 25, 2018

football amnesiast

A person who watches all the games but can't remember the results.

You watched the game but can't tell me the score. You are a true football amnesiast.

by Vatu July 7, 2018

Football Twitter

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.

Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking

by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022

Lynnfield Football

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.

The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.

by probablythat November 18, 2018

rutgers football

An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.

"Im tired lets skip practice today" "Hell no what do you think this is, rutgers football?"

by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021