the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.

the dog is at my feet by TheGingerIrish July 25, 2022

Sock Feet 

(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.

(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.

Sock Feet by Michael Ratcliffe February 9, 2008

morning feet 

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

morning feet by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

a duck to the feet 

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

a duck to the feet by Perlith October 12, 2010

baby feet 

When someone masturbates in a community shower and the next person that uses the shower steps in the semen.

Man, my roommate is getting baby feet if he takes a shower right now.

baby feet by Rob1138 September 3, 2006

crusty feet 

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

crusty feet by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014

Six Feet Under 

1. Term used for someone's well-being if they are dead.

2. Decent Death Metal band formed in the mid 80's.

1 - What do you mean you thought Lois would be six feet under by now and we could catch a movie?

2 - I recommend the album Haunted by Six Feet Under

Six Feet Under by larstait October 12, 2003