A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)
Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏
by rrrraaaahhhh April 30, 2024
Get the cracker fantasymug. When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
Get the Tadpole-Fantasymug. The face that you make while eating a Dark Fantasy cookie which is almost orgasmic. Each cookie is so freaking delicious with a perfectly baked caramelized crust that enrobes rich, velvety choco crème, so each bite is a unique combination of crunch and ooze.
by pitachiuchiha December 15, 2022
Get the fantasy facemug. Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
Get the Fantasy Football Cuckoldmug. Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.
Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.
by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024
Get the Final Fantasy Syndromemug. This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses
by jondich September 16, 2021
Get the Beatoff Fantasymug. Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system
Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol
Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol
by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022
Get the Final Fantasy IImug.