fucktard

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.

“Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”

by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009

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fucktard

A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.

Don't be such a fucktard
I am a fucktard.
A fucktard is your mom.

by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013

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fucktard

adj. fucking-retard, with fuck used as a prefix to emphasize the severity of retardation.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.

"So you're trying to tell me Step Up isn't shit?"
"It's not"
"You're a fucktard"

by Lee Harvey Oswald, Grass Knoll October 9, 2008

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Fucktard

A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.

"You are such a Fucktard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

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fucktard

a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.

Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard

by Big R #1 January 9, 2011

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