Fred

Fred has such a massive cock, is an amazing guy, absolutely cracked at video games. He gets all the women and everybody who looks at him loves him.

God Fred is so amazing I wish I was as epic as him.

by Aids.com August 9, 2021

Fred Weasley

Fred Weasley is @luluswitner ‘s boyfriend. He is the most perfect thing in this world. I love him so so so much.

Fred Weasley is gorgeous.

by luluswitner November 25, 2021

Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.

Mick sure can't take a Fred.

by DixxOnLine November 20, 2020

Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.

Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.

by aus818 December 12, 2016

Fred

shit

united is shit especially with fred

by shaqiri > sancho August 29, 2021

Fred Flintstone'd

The state of being high enough so that Fred Flintstone (the guy who couch locks people) causes you to be unable to move.

Haha he's so Fred Flintstone'd!

by Mayoriguana July 19, 2011

Fred bannister

A low life cock sucking asshole.

Fred Bannister is a lowlife cocksucking asshole.

by Sr_guy September 17, 2018