OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

Football Twitter

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.

Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking

by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022

Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB

I would hate to play Bottle Football.

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023

political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.

Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.

by jpillar26 March 4, 2019

silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.

silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round

by fishboy July 13, 2020