An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.
Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers
Bob is a football soldier
Bob is a football soldier
by Sanctuum December 03, 2020
by Smart ass x23 January 03, 2018
An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.
by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017
by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021
Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.
by OreoSips March 29, 2021
A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?
No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 15, 2023
by Shmellzy_2 April 16, 2021