Football claire

Football claire is really fucking angry

Chill the fuck out, stop being a football claire

by Dacur July 14, 2018

Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB

I would hate to play Bottle Football.

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

by Ohio driver September 5, 2019

football forehead

Usally black people have them so dont worry about it

Alex has a big football forehead

by Smart ass x23 January 2, 2018

rutgers football

An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.

"Im tired lets skip practice today" "Hell no what do you think this is, rutgers football?"

by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017

tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016

busted football

When the inner lips of a pussy are larger than the outer lips. See Meat Curtains.

Her pussy looked like a busted football.

by john hardyu May 4, 2018