Ethan

An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.

Never date an ethan.

by S.e.re.n.a June 4, 2020

Ethan

A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass

That bitch is such an Ethan

by Tag_Chenson February 20, 2019

Ethan

Not drunk pissed just pissed put the 1 pound donations in the chat show this to FRED SOWDEN and he will hit u with his nab. Gothic coon catholic’s basher mums a hore

Ethan isn’t drunk pissed just pissed

by Codey twin chinks for life June 15, 2019

Ethan

The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.

I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.

by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019

Ethan

Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.

Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.

Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.

Gary: Same.

by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is an amazing person. He can make you laugh and smile. He can make the worst days the best. His smile is extremely contagious. His hugs is something you will dream about. When he hugs you , you will feel safe and secure. His hugs make you feel like your the only person in the world that matters. When he says he loves you , he means with all his heart. When you are holding his hand you will never want to let go. Every time you kiss him it feels like the first time. If you are with Ethan let him know how amazing he is and never, ever let him go. Because if you do, you will regret it forever.

Girl 1: " I never want to lose Ethan. He is amazing!!!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"

by Slagle Bagel<3 June 2, 2018

Ethan

Ethan should be your best friend.

Ethan is the best!

by Fofinha February 8, 2020