by ya boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 08, 2022
The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.
"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
by Elijah's secret gf November 21, 2023
A player. An absolute chad filled with tons of unregulated swag. Anyone who comes near him immediately orgasms.
by p tho file January 17, 2021
Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)
The Elijah's are organizing an event
by THETRUE1ELIJAH November 20, 2022
An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
by rossabong June 05, 2020
That one trick pony who is a Defensive End for the Calgary Rebels, he can get lit in the locker room and he can hoop (A little). He has a nice whack Lonzo Ball form.
by GoshThatItalianFamilyIsQuiet March 09, 2019
by Nehahwnsndnd November 23, 2021