gayest kid on earth

Christopher Brazile

"Who's the gayest kid on earth"

"Christopher Brazile, he lives in Hillsboro, Oregon."

by Your gay 69 October 14, 2013

Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011

flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

worst city on earth

San Francisco - No other city is as full of hippies and uppity gays who think they are better than everyone just cause they have sex with other guys - fuck them. I'm fine with gays, but christ, being gay doesn't make you better than me! And fuck hybrids!

Man Fuck San Francisco, it is seriously the worst city on earth

by BigBossWhitey June 25, 2006

Crisis on infinite earths

Better than endgame in every way shape or form.

Crisis on infinite earths is the best it’s always been better than endgame

by Um.... sir December 8, 2019

earth worm jim

A character from a game found on cell phones.
Also can be a pet name for a penis

"Get your earth worm jim out and dig me a tunnel!"

by justforajoke January 7, 2012

Last Woman on Earth

Effectively, the woman any man happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.

"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last woman on earth."

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020