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Why don't we

"Why don't we is the best band ever.PERIODT! "
by Ya.tu.sabe.the 3 June 16, 2019
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I don't even

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN
by QUIIIII October 21, 2009
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Don't Trust Me

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?
by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009
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don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.
by zipwolf June 28, 2006
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Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.
I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.
by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019
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Birdies that don't chirp

A bird is a kilo of cocaine. Birdies that don't chirp, then, are several kilos of cocaine. This phrase was coined by Houston rapper E.S.G.
User: "Say man you holding?"
Dealer: "You know I got them birdies that don't chirp!"
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i don't care

To not have feeling for.
by Hopetm January 28, 2017
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