Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
by belowbasic January 27, 2019
Get the Dogmug. 
A persons best friend, likes to go on walks, eat food, cuddle with their owners, but also have a scense of fun when needed. A dog is a great animal who can learn a few tricks, and will try to protect you when unusual things sound or happen. If you disrespect a dog, you dont deserve one.
P1: Do you have a dog?
P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.
P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.
by By a teenage girl. June 24, 2018
Get the Dogmug. A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019
Get the Dogmug. by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
Get the Dogmug.