Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020

Detroit Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.

Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats

by RyButtnik May 1, 2020

Detroit

A city where you can’t have shit.

“Fuckers stole my stuff; can’t have shit in Detroit!”

by A cool nerd May 29, 2020

dilrook

To dilrook: To tell an extremely lengthy story that starts at an arbitrary place and goes absolutely nowhere, often looping back to the same point multiple times or jumping to completely unrelated points. The word originates from the name of a particularly verbose Sri Lankan tour guide.

Wow he really dilrooked that story, I don't know why he started with the Jerry's birthday last Tuesday to explain how he bought eggs at the store.

by Slanka September 11, 2020

detrovert

The combination of between an extrovert and an introvert

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
I'm more of an in-between, a detrovert.

by Ricky Milo October 23, 2020

Diroson

The luckiest human being you have ever met. He will do absolutely nothing, yet somehow manage to be better at you. His luck is balanced out with a severe lack in self confidence. If he wanted to, he could get any woman that he wants, but decides not to. He is a really nice guy, but watch out, he might have your nudes.

Diroson! What are you doing? This is library.

by mani123456789 November 10, 2020

Detroit Racecar

A Detroit racecar means parking your car on blocks with the wheels off so people can't steal the car or wheels and putting the wheels back on whenever you want to drive it. It is common with Detroit street racers who dump lots of money into their cars to prevent theft.

person 1: people keep eyeing my hellcat in the hood, What should I do
person 2: Detroit Racecar it so people can't steal it and slap the wheels back on whenever you want to gap people
person 1: that's smart they can't steal the wheels or roll the car onto a trailer if the wheels aren't on the car

by Corrupso October 5, 2020