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December 25th

People who are born on December 25th are literally the coolest people ever. They are so fucking pretty and are so good at sex. If you are considering dating or being friends with a person born on December 25th DEFINITELY DO IT even though they are so cool and deserve better than you its ok they are humble people.
" I think I'm gonna ask this girl out." "what's her birthday?" "December 25th" "HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU HAVE TO MARRY HER RIGHT NOW"
by stacyybitcy August 4, 2020
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dead dick december

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.
Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out
by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017
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He's not playing with a full deck

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.
Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck
by Con#1 July 19, 2012
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Artist of The Decade

Taylor Swift is not only the artist of the decade but also the music industry
by gwsstantwt October 17, 2020
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December 7th

Only got,sexy,cute,funny,nice and loving people are born on December 7th
Angels are born on December 7th
by Roligt om ngn vet vem ja är October 14, 2019
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jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid
Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend
by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020
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December 22

Charlie: Hey it’s December 22
Elizabeth: And?
Charlie: It’s National Ask Your Crush Out Day. Wanna go out?
by zaniel serron November 18, 2019
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