David

A potato

“Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”

by haha you noob April 11, 2020

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 7, 2020

David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019

David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick

Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david

by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020