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by RIDQ May 8, 2020
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David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!
I love you David🥰
by KC519 January 22, 2020
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The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
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David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable
U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.
by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019
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Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.
Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO
by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
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A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
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