David

People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.

“David gets no bitches🤣”

by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022

David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

by heather101010111 April 24, 2022

David

Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky

You’re Such a Fricking David

by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019

David

An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble

David is my man

by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020

David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018