Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019

Craig Cooper

Is a dickhead. Spoon licker.

That’s a right Craig cooper of a boy!!

by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020

Craig

A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.

Damn it’s a Craig.

by Craygwirls November 2, 2022

Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines

Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig

by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023

craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021