v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.
Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013
Get the Hermit Crabbingmug. Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.
by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009
Get the Face Crabsmug. by Shirt crab May 21, 2018
Get the Shirt Crabmug. A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.
by The ginger December 3, 2018
Get the money crabmug. excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018
Get the Mudbutt Crabsmug. by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021
Get the crab mangoonmug. by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017
Get the Dune Crabmug.