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country mom

A woman that is below the Mason Dixon line, that is a mother of a child. This mother can also cook, and clean. As well she is thicc
Amy Head is a country Mom.
by Frankljn January 7, 2018
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country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
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country locked

A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021
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Internet Country

A Country That Is Only Available On The Internet. Also A Country Based Off The Internet
Hey Guys Have You Seen That Internet Country That's Been Started On Discord?
by The_Pussy_Slayer July 2, 2021
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country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
Damn. I hate country music.
by Anon135813 October 12, 2020
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country business

Any kind of sexual fluid of a country man used to replace condiments.
Good ol' country business and biscuits.
by Country Business August 1, 2018
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Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.
We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)
by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021
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