Cootastank

The unwelcoming, unpleasantly rank, and to never be forgotten smell of a women's seemingly dying vaginal region; to be compared to a sea of rotting fish corpse.

-For visual stimulation search for images of women's Blue Waffle

Scene: Student best friends practicing for massage therapy at their school clinic- separated by nothing more than hanging drapes*-

Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*

"Excuse me for a moment please."

*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*

Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*

Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*

Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"

-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.

by Witty-Rose🌹 August 13, 2021

Cootak

A discussion about the January 6th Coup in America specifically or a coup in general is called cootak.

I am tired of Cootak that minimizes its severity.

by The Magical Red Bone October 12, 2022

cootarts

A fuckwit

You’re a cootarts

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Cootage

A lesser form of the word "Caution", used to identify lesser threats that aren't fit for the other words referring to danger.

There was a weird smell coming from the fridge, but no mold, so it’s just cootage for now.

by awesomeIV July 17, 2025

contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.

It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.

by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005

contafious

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

by 1111111100 November 6, 2008

Contafious

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

by 1111111100 November 7, 2008