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Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!
by gray_bossman September 13, 2019
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coochie boy

Coochie boy a fanboy of Coochie man who tried to become his sidekick but let down because coochie man DIFFERENT.
Coochie boy: hey can I be your sidekick.
Coochie man: I'm different
by Boi23 September 26, 2020
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coochie cooing

playing with or fondling the vagina.
He was caught coochie cooing with his girlfriend. He looked embarrassed but his girlfriend did not.
by uttam maharjan September 29, 2011
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coochie coo

What a whore, her coochie coo could have been banged so many times before.
by Balfedor March 6, 2008
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Coochie Cotton

When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.
Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.
by BP411 April 10, 2021
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e-coochie

The rare and seemingly impossible act of attaining nudes or even sex from a TikTok or e-girl. One who accomplishes such a feat is generally considered a person of legend after the fact.
Bro 1: Dude did you hear about Craig?
Bro 2: Yeah I heard he got some e-coochie last night.
Bro 1: We need to build this nigga Craig a shrine
by jenrhfhfn August 26, 2019
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Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys
by mmgk April 23, 2021
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