Cort

Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR

look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.

by TunaMelts November 30, 2020

certifiedbardi

Certifiedbardi is one of the greatest, well, the greatest artist (rapper, for being exact) in all stan twitter. He may not be the first one but his music had a great impact and will still have in everybody's life. His certified hits are "Tap On" and "All I Want For Xmas" yet. Spect his new album coming soon!

"Did you hear the king of rap certifiedbardi's new song?" "i love certifiedbardi, i'm a verified"

by Certy December 2, 2020

certifiedkat

certifiedkat is a roblox tiktoker who makes daily content for her 6.2k followers. She is a very kind and unique girl who also supports the lgbt community

damn bro certifiedkat is looking hella hot today.

by CaroIina December 5, 2020

certifiedkat

certifiedkat is a well known roblox tiktoker with over 6.2k followers. Her dream is to reach 6666 followers before 2021.

Let's get certifiedkat to 6666 to make her dream come true ! <3

by CaroIina December 5, 2020

Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.

Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.

by Elyi February 21, 2021

Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.

That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!

by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021