Chili Doggin' It

When in anal sex the receiver defecates on the partner's penis.

1. Last night that hooker tried to pull a chili dog on me!

2. If I had known she liked Chili Doggin' It, I would have left.

by J-Fizzle 88 April 5, 2007

Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

by RT November 22, 2004

dirty chilidog

doing a girl in the butt, pulling out and then sticking it in her mouth

she loves it when i give her the dirty chilidog

by bob boes July 1, 2006

Chili Fountain

When you assfuck a girl who is so constipated it breaks the no-shit barrier and releases an unstoppable wave of shit.

SKRUNK: Yo, Billy... you hook up with that bitch last night?
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.

by shit sex ass chili fountain June 7, 2009

shootin' chili outta shotgun

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.

"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"

by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Alaskan Chili Dog

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009